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Aug. 21st, 2006 | 07:58 pm

Supposedly these are words of advice about men for the women... I dunno if they are all true... course.. I don't really have anything to worry about cause if this is what gauges if a guy is perfect or not.. hell.. I'm damn near perfect... But... for all your ladies reading pleasure... Here ya go... Let me know what ya think.

1. If he's not asking you out, trust me, he's not into you. If he really like you, he would. If we want you, we will find you.

2. An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of "ruining the friendship"

3. Don't get tricked into askinghim out, if he likes you, he'll do the asking.

4. If you can find him, he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.

5. If he's not calling you, its because you are not on his mind.

6. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn't follow through with little things, he will do the same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he's okay with disappointing you.

7. Don't be with someone who doesn't do what they say they're going to do.

8. " Busy" is another word for "Asshole". "Asshole" is another word for the guy your dating.

9. If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring right, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.

10. You deserve a fucking phone call.

11. Guys tell you how they feel even if you refuse to listen or believe them. " I don't want to be in a serious relationship" truely means " I don't want to be in a serious relationship with you" or " I'm not sure you're the one."( Sorry)

12. Better than nothing is not good enough for you!

13. If youdon't kno where the relationship is going, its okay to pull over and ask.

14. There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he's your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.

15. Companionship is wonderful, but companionship with sex is even better. Call a spade a spade or more fittingly, a friend a friend, and go find a friend hat can't keep his hands off of you.

16. Your lost self esteem may take longer to find than a new boyfriend, so prioritize accordingly.

17. There is no excuse for cheating. Let me say it again. There is no excuse for cheating. Now you say it. There is no excuse for cheating

18. Your only responcibility is someone else's lapse in judgement is to yourself.

19. Cheating is cheating. It doesn't matter whom it was with or how many times it happened.

20. Cheating gets easier every time it's done. It's only hard the first time , when one feels the sting of morality and the guilt of betraying someone's trust.

21. Cheaters never prosper....(Because they suck)

22. A cheater only cheats himself, because he doesn't get to be with you.

23. It doesnt'tcount unless he says it when he's sober. An " I love you"( or any semblance thereof) while under the influence of anything stronger than grape juice won't hold up in court.

24. If he only wans to see you, talk to you, have sex with you, ect., when he's inebriated, it ain't love-It's sport.

25. Bad boys are actually bad.

26. You deserve to be with someone who doesn't have to get loaded to be around you.

27. " Doesn't want to get married" and " Doesn't want to get married to me" are very different things. Be sure which category he falls under.

28. Id you have different views about marriage, whatelse are you not on the same page about? Time to take inventory.

29. If you don't feel like rushing, why are you waiting?

30. Theres a guy out there that wants to marry you.

31. You can't talk your way out of a breakup. It is not up for discussion. A breakup is a definitive action, not a democratic one.

32. Breakup sex still means you're broken up.

33. Cut him off. Let him miss you.

34. He doesn't need to be reminded that you're great.

35. There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.

36. No answer is your answer.

37. Don't give him the chance to reject you again.

38. Let his mother yell at him. You're too busy

39. There's no mystery--He's gone and he wasn't good enough for you.

40. Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with.

41. You deserve to be with someone who is nice to you all the time. ( Yo have to be nice to them, too.)

42. There's never a reason to shout at someone unless they are in imminent danger.

43. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment.

44. You already have one asshole. You don't need another.

45. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve.

46. Have faith. what other choice is there?

So here are some " Standard" suggestions:

1. I will not go out with a man who hasen't asked me out first.

2. I will not go out with a man who keeps me waiting by the phone.

3. I will not date a man who isn't sure he wants tp date me.

4. I will not date a man who makes me feel sexually undesirable.

5. I will not date a man who drinks or does drugs to an extent that makes me feel uncomfortable.

6. I will not date a man who's afraid to talk about our future.

7. I will not, under any circumstances, spend my precious time witha man who has already rejected me.

8. I will not date a man who is married.

9. I will not be with a man who is not clearly a good, kind, loving person.

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from: somethingumist
date: Aug. 22nd, 2006 12:34 am (UTC)

personally the only ones i disagree with are the ones about asking someone out. it can go both ways.
as far as what women want, everyone wants a person who is healthy both in mind and body first and foremost. most women tend to want "manly" men. note that manly doesn't mean "disgusting". belching, farting, scratching, picking and closed-mindedness are not manly as much as some men often mistake them for it. overly emotional, clingy and desperate are not manly either, quite the opposite infact. think "wolverine" in the X-men or the main character in desperado. those are manly guys. if you can be all these things with that image, then you would probably be something akin to perfect.

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from: jadesev
date: Aug. 22nd, 2006 04:53 am (UTC)

Jesus Christ... I only read like the first five and already that list says I'm supposedly with a complete asshole. Hah.

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from: shoshiki
date: Aug. 28th, 2006 03:00 am (UTC)

lol... did you read on?

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from: anonymous
date: Nov. 2nd, 2006 03:38 am (UTC)

true, unfortunate, but true nonetheless. a bit disturbing, but words to live by. good job.

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from: shoshiki
date: Nov. 4th, 2006 02:53 am (UTC)

who is this??

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