Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from shoshiki.
| mightymegs2000 is stalking shoshiki |
| mightymegs2000’s REAL name : |
Refugio Gregson |
| mightymegs2000’s REAL DOB : |
07th January 1975 |
| Height :163 cm |
Weight : 63.8 kg |
| mightymegs2000 has dreamt about you : |
24 times |
| mightymegs2000 became interested in you : |
18th July 2002 |
| mightymegs2000’s latest dream about you |
| You are stranded with mightymegs2000 on a deserted island and your stalker is trying to coax you towards sex by hoarding all of the food and refusing to give you any until you give in to their wishes. |
| This is how mightymegs2000 describes your relationship behind your back |
| ‘Things are going great! he still won’t kiss me though in public. he will once I stop calling him in the middle of the night.’ |
| mightymegs2000’s been stealing stuff from your house too. |
| mightymegs2000 wouldn’t admit to it, but they were responsible for the sudden disappearence of shoshiki’s wristwatch |
| They’ve even started modifying their body for you |
| mightymegs2000 recently spent a months salary, tattooing your head onto the inside of both of their thighs. |
| They sent the following message to you in a Valentines |
| I think I’ve just creamed myself thinking about you. There’s no tissue paper in the house to clear up the mess so I’ve used this card instead. |
| Testimonies about mightymegs2000 |
| cate1130 - A withered old hag |
| ‘I use the word cunt sparingly - it’s more effective that way. I’ve spent all morning texting mightymegs2000, with that word playing a key role in most of my messages.’ |
| bubblezgirly - Car wreck of a human |
| ‘Uncool and unhip mightymegs2000 is just plain shit!’ |
| un4givable - Stoner of the crows |
| ‘It’s odd, I’ve known some weird fucks in my time and mightymegs2000 and shoshiki would definitely top that list.’ |
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mightymegs2000
date: Jun. 30th, 2006 02:14 am (UTC)
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shoshiki
date: Jul. 16th, 2006 03:36 pm (UTC)
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