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Apr. 2nd, 2003 | 09:26 pm
GOOD NEWS!
Canada has offered to help the U.S. in the war on terrorism!
They have pledged 2 battleships, 6000 troops and 10 fighter jets.
BAD NEWS!
With the current exchange rate that comes out to 2 canoes, a Mountie and a couple of flying squirrels
Canada has offered to help the U.S. in the war on terrorism!
They have pledged 2 battleships, 6000 troops and 10 fighter jets.
BAD NEWS!
With the current exchange rate that comes out to 2 canoes, a Mountie and a couple of flying squirrels
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psychdreamer
date: Apr. 2nd, 2003 07:00 pm (UTC)
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amylee1178
date: Apr. 2nd, 2003 07:37 pm (UTC)
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Funny :)
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fgcusabre
date: Apr. 2nd, 2003 11:48 pm (UTC)
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This is the transcript of the actual radio conversation of a us naval ship with canadian autorities off the coast of Newfoundland.
Canadian: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the captain of a us navy ship. I say again, divert your course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert your course.
Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees north, I say again, thats one five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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date: Apr. 3rd, 2003 04:27 am (UTC)
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date: Apr. 3rd, 2003 07:06 am (UTC)
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fgcusabre
date: Apr. 2nd, 2003 11:56 pm (UTC)
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PS This is a picture of the navy!
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date: Apr. 3rd, 2003 07:07 am (UTC)
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bruiser2
date: Apr. 3rd, 2003 09:24 am (UTC)
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