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Mar. 8th, 2004 | 04:50 pm

I love this joke...

Stanley, an 80 year old man is having his annual
checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling.

"I've never been better," he replies. "I've got a twenty
two year old bride who's pregnant with my child!
. . .What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers this for a moment, then says,
"Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an
avid hunter. He never misses a season. But, one
day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs
his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's walking in
the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver
in some brush in front of him? He raises up his
umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezes the
handle...

*BAM* The beaver drops dead in front of him."

"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief,
"Someone else must have shot that beaver."

"EXACTLY!"

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