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Dec. 11th, 2003 | 07:08 pm

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New
Book?
A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing."

Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Detroit Tigers
have in common?
A: They both wear one glove for no apparent reason.

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off!

Q. When is it bed time at Michael Jackson's house?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand!

Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in
common?
A. They both ride three year olds.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson
and a grocery bag?
A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other
is used to carry groceries.

Q: What's black on the inside, white on the outside,
and comes in little cans?
A: Michael Jackson!

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson
and Lisa Marie Presley?
A. Two dress sizes.

Q. Why does Michael Jackson like children so much?
A. He knows how they feel.

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Steven Labrousse

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from: bruiser2
date: Dec. 11th, 2003 05:18 pm (UTC)
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Nice.

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@iKrissi

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from: ikrissi
date: Dec. 12th, 2003 08:36 am (UTC)
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Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A. Two five-year-olds.

Ugh. The jokes could just go on and on...

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