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Feb. 18th, 2003 | 05:04 pm

Thanks babydoll25Becky




I the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
Sent: February 18, 2003 08:01 AM

I do physical labor;
I work at great depths;
I plunge head first into everything I do;
I do not get weekends or public holidays off;
I work in a damp environment;
I don't get paid overtime;
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation;
I work in high temperatures and my work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
The Penis
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Dear Penis:

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you raised the
administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight;
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods;
You do not always follow the orders of the management team;
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations;
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working;
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift;
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing correct protective clothing;
You will retire well before you are 65;
You are unable to work double shifts;
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the
assigned task;
And if that were not all.... you have been seen constantly entering, and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management

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xxashesxx

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from: purgatori
date: Feb. 18th, 2003 02:10 pm (UTC)
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I think you play with your one way to much :p leave it alone for a hour

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Don

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from: shoshiki
date: Feb. 18th, 2003 02:12 pm (UTC)
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*sigh* it's only cause you aren't here ;-)

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xxashesxx

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from: purgatori
date: Feb. 18th, 2003 02:26 pm (UTC)
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oh my lol

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Rev. Otana

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from: otana
date: Feb. 18th, 2003 02:18 pm (UTC)
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::snrt::

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from: ophelia_speaks
date: Feb. 18th, 2003 08:13 pm (UTC)
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come on, man. warn us about that kind of shit!

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Don

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from: shoshiki
date: Feb. 18th, 2003 08:20 pm (UTC)
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IT was behind a cut!

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from: ophelia_speaks
date: Feb. 18th, 2003 08:21 pm (UTC)
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yeah but so are posts about your mentor!

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Beca

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from: olivetree
date: Feb. 19th, 2003 06:01 am (UTC)
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How did you get the < lj user > tag to show something else instead of the user's name?

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Don

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from: shoshiki
date: Feb. 19th, 2003 07:15 am (UTC)
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semangic does it for me :-D

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Beca

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from: olivetree
date: Feb. 19th, 2003 02:06 pm (UTC)
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Meh. Just pimp out your program, why don't you? :-P

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Don

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from: shoshiki
date: Feb. 19th, 2003 02:09 pm (UTC)
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ok i will :-P

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