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Feb. 1st, 2003 | 11:06 am

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his
wife; so he went to a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem,
and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on
the way home.

He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on,
I want you to know that *I* am the man of this house,
and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet
meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I
expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after
dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress
me and comb my hair?"


"The fucking funeral director," said his wife.

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Theresa

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from: butterflieangel
date: Feb. 1st, 2003 08:46 am (UTC)
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LMAO

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Don

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from: shoshiki
date: Feb. 1st, 2003 08:57 am (UTC)
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good one, huh?

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Creater of my own little world

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from: majesticlady911
date: Feb. 1st, 2003 09:53 am (UTC)
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LMAO sounds like a conversation in my house

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Kimberly Ann

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from: kimberlyann13
date: Feb. 1st, 2003 12:19 pm (UTC)
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LMAO...I love that!!

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Care

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from: careleswhisper
date: Feb. 1st, 2003 02:49 pm (UTC)
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That was great!!! LOL :)

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