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Jan. 23rd, 2003 | 08:16 am

I'm an Old Rooster now!!!!!

Bit of a read, sorry

.....but its worth it

THE OLD ROOSTER

The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fogie, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him.
They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM! He blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Bugger... third gay rooster I bought this month."
Moral of this story... Don't mess with us old folks.... age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!

HUSH Missie! This dosen't apply to RAIDER fans!!!!

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Kimberly Ann

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from: kimberlyann13
date: Jan. 23rd, 2003 06:03 am (UTC)
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lmao...that story is great! lol There are some advantages to being old...but you arent old ;)

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Creater of my own little world

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from: majesticlady911
date: Jan. 23rd, 2003 06:41 am (UTC)
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you old fogey! uhmmm....or are you a gay rooster?
LOL

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Don

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from: shoshiki
date: Jan. 24th, 2003 09:49 pm (UTC)
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I'm the OLD FOGEY!!!!!!!!!!

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Creater of my own little world

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from: majesticlady911
date: Jan. 25th, 2003 07:35 am (UTC)
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LMAO! I forgot about this!

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Lizzie

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from: pilf_2000
date: Jan. 23rd, 2003 07:23 am (UTC)
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LOL!!! That will definetly be passed on! Thank you for starting my morning with a laugh. :)

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Don

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from: shoshiki
date: Jan. 24th, 2003 09:53 pm (UTC)
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I like starting mornings out with laughs *smooch*

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james

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from: fgcusabre
date: Jan. 23rd, 2003 11:28 am (UTC)
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lol...umm....yea...teheh...i thought rosted only lived a short life.

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Beca

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from: olivetree
date: Jan. 23rd, 2003 11:44 am (UTC)
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LOL! Too funny!

Reminded me of that scene in Fried Green Tomatoes in the supermarket parking lot:

2 young girls dash in front of the middle aged woman who had been looking for a parking space for a good, long time.
"Face it, lady, we're younger and faster."

MAW proceeds to slam their little VW beetle with her huge station wagon repeatedly.
"face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance."

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Don

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from: shoshiki
date: Jan. 24th, 2003 09:45 pm (UTC)
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LOL.. I like that one better than the one I had!!!!

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